Monday, May 11, 2009

Pamela Anderson isn’t going to boink me anytime soon

My own person health care professional counsels the proper nutrition includes smaller portions. I figure this works on cholesterol as well.

So I feasted on an all natural, free range omelet this evening.

Since we have a gay, indoor cat, the birds and bunnies sit outside the window, taunting her mercilessly. They build nests right outside the front window and door. The Rose of Sharon at the walkway contains 3 separate nests. Well, Mother Gaia decided enough was enough, and exposed the avian treasure chests with windstorms this weekend. I came across them while mowing the lawn, and decided it was a time for a feast.

These all natural Easter Eggs are cheap, small, and easy to use. With an added bonus of Oprah’s free meal included in embryo form! All the protein you could ask for, wrapped in a twig, twine, and dryer lint package!

I am going to be down to an age class for the Timberman, as opposed to a weight class, in no time at all.

The only problem is that my only celebutard WILF out there is a strident supporter of PETA.

So I have to make a choice. Delicious robins egg omelets, or never get a chance to biblically know a woman who would probably give me crotch rot from 50 paces.

Eat and enjoy!

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